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YouTube - OK Go - This Too Shall Pass - RGM version

Tue, 02 Mar 2010 23:26:16 GMT

YouTube - OK Go - This Too Shall Pass - RGM version

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Sat, 27 Feb 2010 16:47:26 GMT

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Fri, 26 Feb 2010 20:10:39 GMT

YouTube - Hitler Makes a YouTube Video

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 19:16:13 GMT

YouTube - Hitler Makes a YouTube Video

"Client: “[Indian outsourcer] says he can do this site for $200. Why should I..."

Tue, 16 Feb 2010 14:45:09 GMT

Client: “[Indian outsourcer] says he can do this site for $200. Why should I go with you?”

Me: “Has he done any work for you in the past?”

Client: Yeah! He did [Other Site] for me.

[I load the other site]

Me: “The entire site’s done in Flash.”

Client: “Huh?”

Me: “It’s a site for iPhone users.”

Client: “I know. Cool, huh?”

Me: “It’s a site for iPhone users… none of whom can see it…”

Client: “Huh?”

Me: “The iPhone doesn’t support Flash.”

Client: “Well it looks fine on my PC!”

Me: “Do you have an iPhone?”

Client: “No.”

Me: “…”

Client: “Tell you what, I’m just gonna go with [Indian outsourcer]. He seems like he knows what he’s doing and I’m not sure you do.”

Me: “Have fun.”

–Clients From Hell : Client: “[Indian outsourcer] says he can do this...

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Sun, 14 Feb 2010 22:25:46 GMT

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Fri, 12 Feb 2010 21:49:09 GMT

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Thu, 11 Feb 2010 10:09:11 GMT

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"Client: “The site looks great, but I need you to do another one too.” Me: “Um..."

Thu, 11 Feb 2010 09:58:45 GMT

Client: “The site looks great, but I need you to do another one too.”

Me: “Umm, ok? What for.”

Client: “You know! You made the website on a Mac so you need to make another one on a PC for people who don’t use fancy computers like you.”

–Clients From Hell : Client: “The site looks great, but I need you to...

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Mon, 08 Feb 2010 14:37:01 GMT

YouTube - Oceanic 815 - Side by Side

Fri, 05 Feb 2010 19:44:26 GMT

YouTube - Oceanic 815 - Side by Side

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Thu, 04 Feb 2010 15:48:44 GMT

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Thu, 04 Feb 2010 15:47:56 GMT

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Thu, 04 Feb 2010 15:46:58 GMT

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Wed, 03 Feb 2010 14:45:28 GMT

"The first ten million years were the worst,” said Marvin, “and the second ten..."

Sat, 30 Jan 2010 22:04:29 GMT

"The first ten million years were the worst,” said Marvin, “and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The third ten million years I didn’t enjoy at all. After that I went into a bit of a decline."

–The Electronic Monk - “The first ten million years were the worst,” said...

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Wed, 27 Jan 2010 14:12:58 GMT

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Wed, 27 Jan 2010 05:14:39 GMT

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Realism in UI Design

Thu, 21 Jan 2010 15:33:37 GMT

http://ignorethecode.net/blog/2010/01/21/realism_in_ui_design/

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Wed, 20 Jan 2010 19:42:38 GMT

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Wed, 06 Jan 2010 12:06:31 GMT

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We're saved. No terrorist is going to ever blow up a plane with a snow globe ...

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 16:34:13 GMT

We're saved. No terrorist is going to ever blow up a plane with a snow globe again.

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" Just so you know: I’d consider Zomb..."

Sun, 03 Jan 2010 11:47:27 GMT

Just so you know: I’d consider Zombieland the biography of the life I’d like to live. And more proof that the zombocalypse is fundamentally pretty romantic.

–The Electronic Monk - Just so you know: I’d consider Zombieland the...

YouTube

Mon, 28 Dec 2009 22:43:41 GMT

YouTube - Tesla Radio youtube

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Fri, 18 Dec 2009 10:17:39 GMT

YouTube - The Known Universe by AMNH

Colbert's Nuclear Explosion

Sat, 05 Dec 2009 14:52:59 GMT

Colbert's Nuclear Explosion

"<Stormrider> I should bomb something <Stormrider> ...and it's off..."

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:30:18 GMT

"<Stormrider> I should bomb something
<Stormrider> ...and it's off the cuff remarks like that that are the reason I don't log chats
<Stormrider> Just in case the FBI ever needs anything on me
<Elzie_Ann> I'm sure they can just get it from someone who DOES log chats.
*** FBI has joined #gamecubecafe
<FBI> We saw it anyway.
*** FBI has quit IRC (Quit: )"

–QDB: Quote #88575

via xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language - By Randall Mu...

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 15:29:56 GMT

via xkcd - A webcomic of romance, sarcasm, math, and language - By Randall Munroe

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Wed, 02 Dec 2009 17:34:46 GMT

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Wed, 02 Dec 2009 13:21:11 GMT

YouTube - Neutra Face : An Ode On A Typeface (A Bearded Poker Face Parody)

"Every Friday after work, a mathematician goes down to the bar, sits in the se..."

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 11:02:37 GMT

"Every Friday after work, a mathematician goes down to the bar, sits in the second-to-last seat, turns to the last seat, which is empty, and asks a girl who isn't there if he can buy her a drink.

The bartender, who is used to weird university types, always shrugs but keeps quiet. But when Valentine's Day arrives, and the mathematician makes a particularly heart-wrenching plea into empty space, curiosity gets the better of the bartender, and he says,

"I apologize for my stupid questions, but surely you know there is NEVER a woman sitting in that last stool, man. Why do you persist in asking out empty space?"

The mathematician replies, "Well, according to quantum physics, empty space is never truly empty. Virtual particles come into existance and vanish all the time. You never know when the proper wave function will collapse and a girl might suddenly appear there."

The bartender raises his eyebrows. "Really? Interesting. But couldn't you just ask one of the girls who comes here every Friday if you could buy HER a drink? Never know... she might say yes."

The mathematician laughs. "Yeah, right -- how likely is THAT to happen?""

–a swiftly melting planet - this mathematician walks into a bar ...